"Vomet Joke" joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a bowl of chili. The bartender tells him that the guy next to him got the last one. The guy is just sitting there with a full bowl of chili so he asks him if he is going to eat it. The man nods no and slides it to him.He gets about half way and his spoon hits a dead rat. He vomets it back into the bowl and the guy says,"Thats about as far as I got to".

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