"Voodoo Penis" joke
A man was going to go on vacation, and in order to make sure that his wife didn't have sex with anybody else, he went to buy her a present. He walked into a small store on the corner, and told the owner his situation.
The owner felt that he had a solution, and pulled out a small box. Inside the box was a dildo.The man said"
So what, its just a dildo."
The owner replied that it was a special dildo and said voodoo penis the door. The penis began to bang the door. The man said stop, and it stopped.
The man brought it to his wife, then left. The wife used it and afeter about 4 orgasms she decided to stop. She couldn't stop the penis.
She decided to go to the hospital and get it taken out. While she was driving she was pulled over. The woman told the police officer what happened, and he said "
voodoo penis my ass"
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