"WAR" joke

one day there was a war
Men vs women
Men got out bazookas and nukers
Women got out flowers
A blond man got a pistol
A blonde woman got a grenade
"NO," screamed the men, "YOU CANT USE A PISTOL IT'S TOO WEAK."
"NO," screamed the women, "YOU CANT USE A GRENADE, IT'S DANGEROUS."
The blond man shot a fat slow ugly lady.
The blonde woman blew up all the women cuz she didn't know how to use a grenade.

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