"W . I . F . E" joke

Here's a few wife jokes I heard over the weekend...
They are real wife bashing ones. WIfe, if you have some hubby bashing
ones, please send then in! Im an equal opportunity when it comes to these
jokes..: )
Q. What does the acronym W. I. F. E stand for?
A. Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment.
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Q. Why shouldn't a wife wear white?
A. You have a white fridge, a white freezer, and a
white microwave.
Why
the hell would you want a white dishwasher too?
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Q. Why did the wife cross the road?
A. Who cares? Why was she out of the kitchen?