"Walk the Baby" joke
A young mother asked her husband to take their two-year-old for a walk. The husband was busy working on a project, but with a deep sigh (the kind that let his wife know he was not pleased), he grabbed the baby carriage and began walking around the block in the hot sun.
"Honey," shouted the young mother from the second-story window. "Leave Me Alone!" he called back. "We're all right."
An hour later his wife once again pleaded, "Honey". "Well, what do you want?" he replied in a gruff way. "Is there anything wrong in the house." "No, honey" replied his wife." But you've been wheeling little Suzie's doll all afternoon. Isn't it time for the baby to have a turn."
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