"Walking down the street one day, a woman heard a v..." joke

Walking down the street one day, a woman heard a voice yell,' stop! If you take one more step, you will be killed. The woman stopped and seconds later a brick fell and landed in her path.
A minute later or two, she was ready to cross the street when the same voice bellowed' halt! Don`t cross the street now'. An out-of-control beer truck soon screeched around the corner and didn't even slowdown as it ran the red light. Shaken, the woman asked out loud, "who are you?"
' I am your guardian angel' replied the voice.' And I imagine you have some questions for me"
' You bet I do', the woman said.' Where were you on my wedding day?'

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