"Warning: Roadwork ahead" joke

A tourist driving down a deserted road came face to face with a sign that said: ROAD CLOSED. DO NOT ENTER. As the road ahead looked pretty good, he ignored the sign and drove on.

A few miles later he came to a bridge that was down. He promptly turned around and retraced his route. As he reached the point where the warning sign stood, he read the words on the other side: WELCOME BACK, STUPID!

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