"Wedding Reception" joke
A bride and groom had just gotten married and they were at their wedding reception. In the brides culture, it was required for the bride to dance with the best man. Well after 4-5 dances, the groom got jealous and kicked the bride in-between her legs. She went to the hospital and the doctor asked, "What happened?" The best man said," I was dancing with the bride, and the groom got jealous and kicked her between the legs." "God, that must of hurt," replied the doctor. The best man said,"Tell me about it, he broke three of my fingers!"
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