"Wedding Reception" joke
A bride and groom had just gotten married and they were at their wedding reception. In the brides culture, it was required for the bride to dance with the best man. Well after 4-5 dances, the groom got jealous and kicked the bride in-between her legs. She went to the hospital and the doctor asked, "What happened?" The best man said," I was dancing with the bride, and the groom got jealous and kicked her between the legs." "God, that must of hurt," replied the doctor. The best man said,"Tell me about it, he broke three of my fingers!"
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.