"Weight Control" joke
Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume. Beating around the bush.. . . . . . . . 75Jumping to conclusions. . . . . . . . 100Climbing the walls. . . . . . . . . . 150Swallowing your pride.. . . . . . . . . 50Passing the buck. . . . . . . . . . . . 25Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight).. . . 50-300Dragging your heels.. . . . . . . . . 100Pushing your luck.. . . . . . . . . . 250Making mountains out of molehills.. . 500Hitting the nail on the head. . . . . . 50Wading through paperwork. . . . . . . 300Bending over backwards. . . . . . . . 75Jumping on the bandwagon. . . . . . . 200Balancing the books.. . . . . . . . . . 25Running around in circles.. . . . . . 350Eating crow.. . . . . . . . . . . . . 225Tooting your own horn.. . . . . . . . . 25Climbing the ladder of success. . . . 750Pulling out the stops.. . . . . . . . . 75Adding fuel to the fire.. . . . . . . 160Wrapping it up at the day's end.. . . . 12To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including: Opening a can of worms. . . . . . . . . 50Putting your foot in your mouth.. . . 300Starting the ball rolling.. . . . . . . 90Going over the edge.. . . . . . . . . . 25Picking up the pieces after.. . . . . 350
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