"Well Dressed Rooster" joke

A salesman was talking with a farmer when he looked over and saw a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
"What's with the rooster?" the salesman asked.
"We had a fire in the chicken coop a couple of months ago and all of his feathers got singed off," explained the farmer, "so my wife made him some clothes to keep him warm."
"Ok, but that was a couple of months ago," said the salesman. "Why is he still wearing them?"
"There ain't nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other," replied the farmer.

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