"We're Gonna Get Busted" joke

Bubba and Billy Bob were driving down the road, drinking a couple of beer. "Look thar up ahead," said Bubba, "it's a poll-ice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers."
"Don'tcha worry, Bubba," said Billy Bob, "We'll pull over and finish drinikin' these beers, peel off the labels, stick 'em on our foreheads and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" Bubba asked. "Never ya mind, Bubba. Just let me do the talkin'," replied Billy Bob.
They both finished their beer, put the labels on their foreheads and threw the empty bottles under the seat. When they reached the roadblock, the sherrif asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir, we're on the patch!" replied Billy Bob.

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