"What Does Your Dad Do?" joke

There were three kids on a sidewalk wondering what they should do. Suddenly, the Devil appeared and said, "Whatever your father does for a living, I will do to your penis."
He walked up to one kid. He started to cry. "What does your dad do?" the Devil asked.
"He is a meat butcher" said the boy. So the Devil butchered his penis.
He walked up to another kid who was crying also. "What does your father do for a living?"said the Devil.
"He is a carpenter." said the boy. So the Devil drove nails and hammered his penis to the ground.
Finally, he walked up to the third boy. The boy was laughing very hard. "What does your father do?" said the Devil.
"He is a lolly-pop tester!"

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