"What Men Say/What Men Mean" joke
What guys say.... ..What they mean... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- It is just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head. She's kind of cute I want to bang her till I am blue I don't know if I like her She won't blow me I need you My hand is tired I had her I had (wet dreams about) her all week I really want to get to know you. ..so I can tell my friends about better it How do I compare with all your Is my penis really that small? other boyfriends? You're the only girl I've ever You are the only girl who has not cared about rejected me I want you back. ..for tonight anyway We've been through so much together If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good No, I do not want to dance right now Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on The break-up should not start I want to have sex a few more times for another 24 hours I am different from all the other I am not circumsized guys
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