"What Santa Brought" joke

Two brothers wake up Christmas morning. They rush to see what santa brought them. Tim opens his a nd he got a shiny red fire truck. Jim opens his.
"Darn. All i got is a smelly old shoe" he said. "haha" laughed Tim.
"Santa hates you." he then said.
"Ya well at least i dont have cancer!!" answered Jim.

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