"What Time Does The Bar Open?" joke

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.
“It opens at noon” answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
“What time does the bar open? ” he asks.
“Same time as before… Noon. ” replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered “Whatjoo shay the bar opins at? ”
The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can have room service send something up to you. ”
“No… I don’t wanna git in… Ah wanna git OUT!!! ”

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