"What Your Kid Does..." joke

FLATTERY - What your kid does when they want something.
EAT VEGETABLES - What your kid does when they want desert. Usually.
BEG, CRY, or WHINE - What your kid does when they want something you don't want to give them.
CALL - What your kid does when they get a good grade.
"FORGET" TO CALL - What your kid does when they do NOT get a good grade.
BRUSH TEETH - What your kid promises to do so you will let them eat candy. And then they forget.
DRINK MILK - What your kid does after they heat it up and add hot chocolate powder.
SPILL WATER - What your kid does when they want to drink soda instead.
DROP THEIR LUNCH - What your kid does when they don't like what you made for them.
PRETEND TO SLEEP - What your kid does when they don't want to talk.
READ - What your kid does when you buy them a new comic book.
DO HOMEWORK - What your kid does only when you yell at them.
USE THE COMPUTER - What your kid does, all the time.