"What a bull" joke
A livestock exhibition was held at a nearby stud farm. Farmers from neighboring provinces flocked to the station to see the blue ribbon animals. A couple came to witness the event. Standing before the stall of a champion bull, the wife asked the proud owner how many times a week did the bull perform his stud duties.
"Oh, it depends," replied the owner."About four or five times on the average."
"Did you hear that." she turned to her husband, mentally comparing the latter's sexual performance. "Four or five times per week!"
"And how many cows would be serviced by that bull?" the husband asked the owner.
"Oh, about four or five cows a week?" was the reply.
"Did you hear that?" remarked the husband triumphantly."With a different cow each time!!!"
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