"What a woman says and what a man hears" joke

What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry
right now!"
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!