"What an idiot!" joke
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the woods, and they knew they had to stop forthenight. Joe suggested they stop where they were right there, a niceclear, wooded area. Rich agreed, but Scott disagreed, because there was nothinginteresting around, only trees. They kept hiking for a little longer, and came across a small clear area, right next to the highway. Both Joe and Rich wanted to saty there becausethere was no stumps, or moss around, and the sounds of the cars couldhelpto put them asleep. Scott said no, because he found a small ant farm 500meters away, and was scared the ants might come, and get them. SO they kept hiking, and finally, they came to the end of the woods, andstepped onto the highway. Scott was mystified, and wanted to sleep rightsmack dab in the middle of the highway. It was interesting, and he wantedto look at all the different liscence plates, as they drove by. Joe andRich were so upset, because, obviously, that was the LAST place that theywanted to sleep in! But, they were too tired to argue, so they set uptheir tent in the middle of the highway and went to sleep. They slept soundly through the night, but were awaked a couple of timesbythe sound of cars beeping, and crashing. The next morning, they awokeearly, and noticed a huge pileup of cars right off the highway, in thespot they had earlier chosen. Feeling proud, Scott said:"See, guys? Imagine what would of happened if we slept there last night!"
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