"What are you in for?" joke

Three men are in the same jail cell. Not knowing anything else to do, they start asking each other why the're in jail. So the first guy says that he is doing 5 years for robbing a bank. The second guy says thats nothing, Im doing 25 years for murdering my wife. The third guy says that he is sitting for 50 years for opening the window during office hours. The first guy is surprised: they put people in jail for that? The second guy asks the third where he worked, to which the guy replies: Nuclear submarine.

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