"What do you call a boomerang..." joke
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick!
Tyrone, a black kid in kindergarten came home from school one afternoon and asked his father, "Daddy, is it true that black boys have bigger penises than white boys?"
"Did some little cracka-ass say that to you or somethin?" asked the more...
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena leaned over to Ole and said, "Ole, have you ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?"
"Not even once!" exclaimed Ole. "Lena, have you ever been more...
Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
A: Halfway.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.