"What do you call a fight between " joke

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

There were 3 lads called shit, fuckoff and manners. Shit gets run over so fuckoff runs to the police station
"Quick, my friends been run over" He shouts
"Ok calm down" says the policeman. "Wots ur more...

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

Once you go white a trailer's in sight.

Once you go white, you ain't alright