"What is Marketing ?" joke

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very
rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you
walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer hera ride,
and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich
"Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are
very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.
Marry me" She gives you a nice hard
slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback