"When an Insect Falls Into A Mug of Beer The…." joke

Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out

American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Pakistani:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Indian:
Accuses the Pakistani for throwing insect into his beer
Relates the issue to Kashmir
Asks the Chinese for Military aid
Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer