"When you......." joke

When you know what Dostoyevsky`s favorite color was.
When you swear the arms on Gagarin`s statue move (see photo).
When you move to Budapest and think you`re in heaven.
When you start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka.
When you drink the brine from empty pickle jars.
When you start shopping for products by their country of production
When you go for a walk in the park, Baltika in hand, and its -8 and snowing.
When it doesn`t seem strange to pay a the GAI of $2. 25 for crossing the double line while making an illegal U-turn and $35 for a micro waved dish of frozen vegetables at a lousy restaurant.
When your coffee cups routinely smell like vodka.
When you start to "feel" public transport and bridge opening schedules.
When you know more than 60 Olga’s
When you give you business card to social acquaintances.
When you wear a wool hat in the sauna.
When you put the empty bottle of wine on the floor in a restaurant.