"When you leave" joke

One night a little kid has a nightmare. So he runs into his paretns room screaming. A second later he sees his mom jumping up and down on his dad. So he runs out into the living room. The mom comes and says honey whats wrong. The kid say i saw you jumping up and down on dad why did you do that. the mom thinks and says umm because everyday your dad gets a big belly so i have jump on it to make it flat. The kid says oo, but thats useless. The mom says why? He says when you leave to go to the grocery store the neighbor ladie comes bye and gets on her knees and blows it back up.

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