"Where is Jesus?" joke
The pre-schoolers' Sunday School teacher was concerned that they may be a little confused about Jesus Christ due to the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. Wanting to make sure they understood that His birth occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc., the teacher asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?"
William raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven."
The teacher called on Sally and she replied, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waved his hand furiously and, before waiting to be called on, blurted out, "I know, I know. He's in our bathroom!"
The class suddenly became very quite and looked to the teacher for a response. The teacher, completely at a loss for a few moments, gathered her wits and asked Johnny how he had come to such a conclusion.
"Well," Johnny explained, "every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and shouts, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"
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