"Where's My Luggage?" joke

Airline Clerk: Destination, sir?

Passenger: Well, this bag's going to Albany, the duffle is bound for Akron, and the set of golf clubs is heading for Altoona.

Airline Clerk: Sir, we can't send your luggage to all those different places!

Passenger: Sure you can. You did it just last month when I flew to Atlanta.

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