"Whew ... Finally Together" joke

A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally passed on at the age of 95. The funeral was predictably attended by hundreds.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply." In the final remarks of his eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The other mourner then replied..."I think he means her legs."

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