"Who Are You?" joke

Two elderly women were sitting on a park bench enjoying the sunshine. Every sunny day, for over fifteen years, they had been meeting in the park to chat and enjoy each other company.
One day, the younger of the two women turned to the other and said, "I hope you won't be angry with me, dear, but I am embarrassed. After all these years, what is your name? I am trying very hard to remember, but I just can't."
The older woman stared at her with a distressed look and remained silent for a couple of minutes. Finally, with a tear in her eye, she asked, "How soon do you have to know?"

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