"Who to Marry?" joke
There was a brother with three girlfriends. He decided it was time to settle down, but was faced with a dilemma. .. which one should he marry? So he decided to give each one $500 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one went out and got a total makeover. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the brother, "I spent the money so I could look as fine as I could for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a cd player, television, and a stereo and gave them to the brother. She said, "I bought these for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $500 and invests it in the stock market. She doubles her investment, returns $500 to the brother and re-invests the rest. She said, " I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." The brother thought long and hard about how each of the women handled the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest butt.
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