"Who wears the pants?" joke

A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon suite on the romantic island of Jamaica. After unpacking, the husband abruptly took off his pants. "Put these on," he said to his wife.

She did, and they were nearly twice her size. "There's no way I can wear these. They're too big," she said.

"Good, now you know who wears the pants in the family."

Flustered, the wife takes off her underwear and gives it to her husband. "Put these on," she commands.

The husband looks at the small pair of underwear and then at his waist and says, "There's no way I can get into these."

To which the wife replied, "You're right about that until you change your attitude."