"Why A Man Can’t Win" joke

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her..
If you don`t work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets job ahead of you, it`s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it`s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it`s male indifference.
If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don`t, you are an insensitive jerk.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she`s liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn`t enjoy, that`s domination.
If she asks you, it`s a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
If you don`t, you are a fag.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don`t, you are a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don`t, you are not thoughtful.
If you are proud of your achievements, you are up yourself.
If you don`t, you are not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don`t love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you are oversexed.
If you don`t, there must be someone else.