"Why Chanukah is better than Xmas" joke

There's no "Kathy Lee Gifford Special".
Eight days of presents
No need to clean the chimney.
There's no latke-nog.
Burl Ives doesn't sing Chanukah songs.
You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.
You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."
No barking dog version of "I had a Little Dreidel."
No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.