"Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? 3" joke

JERRY SEINFELD;
Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, what the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
FREUD;
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES;
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
OLIVER STONE;
The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
DARWIN;
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross the roads.
EINSTEIN;
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
BUDDHA;
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON;
The chicken did not cross the road.... it transcended it.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY;
To die. In the rain.
COLONEL SANDERS;
I can't believe I missed one.

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