"Why Email is like a Penis" joke
-Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off.
-Those who have it somehow believe those who don't are inferior.
-Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat but doubt it's worth all the fuss that those who have it make about it.
-Many of those who don't have it would like to try it; phenomenon psychologists call E-Male Envy.
-It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any work done.
-In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.
-If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
-We attach an importance to it far greater than its size and influence warrant.
-If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
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