"Why It Is Great To Be A Man" joke

Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new
haircut.
You never have to drive to another gas station because
this one's Just too "yucky".
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $1000; Tux rental $100.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So,
notice anything different?"
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or
she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8. 95 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours
without thinking: "He must be mad at me."
You can drop by to see a friend without having to
bring a little gift.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
seasons.
And last, but not least, You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache

HEY NOW WHO RULES..:)))))))))) just kidding....: p: )