"Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic" joke

Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
Sure, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is simply marriage bait.
Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hut.
We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fianc

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