"Why beer is better than a man" joke

A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits
A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.
If a beer had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.
A beer doesn't sulk.
A beer doesn't have to sleep wiht the windows open.
A beer doesn't snore.
A beer can't interrupt.
A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor.
A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
A good beer is easy to find.
A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.
A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.
A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
A beer won't care if you gain five pounds.
A beer doesn't want children.
If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
Hangovers go away.
A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
A beer's life does not revlove around football.
A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
A beer never needs a shave.
A beer doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza
Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer.
A beer doesn't have morning breath.
A beer is happy to go wherever you want to go.
A beer will never drink the last beer.
A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.
A beer will never worry about losing its hair.
A beer won't steal the covers.
You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.