"Why do Mexicans drive lowriders? So they don`t ha..." joke
Why do Mexicans drive lowriders? So they don`t have to get out of their car when they pick strawberries.
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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