"Why do ballerinas wear tights?" joke

Why do ballerinas wear tights?
So they don't stick to the floor when they do splits.

How many animals can you shove into a pair of tights?
Two calfs, an ass, a beaver, countless hairs, the occasional cock and one dead fish no one can find.

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