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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.

Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember more...

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the hospital that passed by a tenement. After they passed the tenement, they saw a Samoan man running quickly to the ambulance. The drivers were questioned by his presence behind them so they stopped the ambulance and more...