"Why don't liberals like heaven..." joke

-It's a gated community, it's exclusionary. Fourteenth amendment issues. -The white, fleece stairway to heaven, gilded with the rays of sun does not comply with the American with Disabilities Act - E. E. O. C. Reg. 2. 87351, which requires a gradually inclining ramp or an escalator subject to an undue burden defense for the proprietor. - Heaven is zoned for residential family housing, so it's hard to build affordable, large apartment complexes for low income families. - In heaven, according to scripture, you tithe at 10%; liberals think the marginal rate should be more like 38%. - Racial profiling, whites walked through the gates of heaven, and even if the metal detector goes off, they rarely get stopped and searched, but if a black is milling about outside the gates of heaven near the parked chariots with clubs on the steering wheels, they are subject to police questioning even though they're doing nothing wrong. - They teach creationism in the classroom. - Sinners in the cells of purgatory should be afforded basic rights - like the right to basic cable, workout equipment like the Bow-flex 5000, and solitary confinement should be converted into an aroma therapy chamber - The second commandment:' Do not take the Lord's name in vain' infringes on First Amendment freedom-of-speech rights.' - Refusal to disperse government surplus manna to the less fortunate residents of heaven. - Angels, winged humans flying around heaven helping people find their car keys, when you think about it, it's sort of creepy. - God should be term-limited.

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