"Why mountain bikes are better than men?" joke

Mountain bikes don't have parents.
Mountain bikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Mountain bikes don't care about professional sports.
Mountain bikes don't care if other mountain bikes look at you.
Mountain bikes don't care if you look at other mountain bikes.
If your mountain bike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
You don't have to be jealous of other women coveting your mountain bike.
Your mountain bike never wants a night out with the other mountain bikes.
Mountain bikes don't care what you wear.
Mountain bikes don't feel their bikehood is threatened if you insist on driving.
If your mountain bike doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
You don't have to worry about where your mountain bike has been before you met it.