"Windows 98" joke
Customer: "I installed Windows 98 on my computer, and it doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, what happens when you turn on your computer?" Customer: "Boy, are you listening? I said it doesn't work." Tech Support: "Well, what happens when you TRY to turn it on?" Customer: "Look, I'm not a computer person. Talk regular English, not this computer talk, ok?" Tech Support: "Ok, let's assume your computer is turned off, and you just sat down in front of it, and want to use it. What do you do?" Customer: "Don't talk like I'm stupid, boy. I turn it on." Tech Support: "And then what happens?"
Customer: "What do you mean?" Tech Support: "Does anything appear on your monitor? I mean, the TV part." Customer: "The same thing I saw last time I tried." Tech Support: "And that is what?" Customer: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?" Tech Support: "Yes, sir. What is on your screen?" Customer: "A bunch of little pictures." Tech Support: "Ok, in the upper left corner, do you see' My Computer'." Customer: "No, all I see is that little red circle thing with the chunk out of it." Tech Support: "You mean an apple?" Customer: "I guess it kind of looks like an apple."
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