"Winning Essay" joke

A college "Creative Writing" class was asked by the professor to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:
Religion
Royalty
Sex
Mystery
The writer of the best essay would be given a bookstore gift certificate. The winning essay read:
"My God!" said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

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