"Women - Did You Know?" joke

There are 3 BILLION women who don't look like supermodels and only 8 who do?
Marilyn Monroe wore a size 12.
If Barbie were a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
The average American woman weighs 144 lb. and wears between a size 12 and 14.
If shop mannequins were real women, they'd be too thin to menstruate.
One out of every 4 college aged women has an eating disorder
The models in the magazines are airbrushed they're not perfect!!
A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent looking at models in a fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty and shameful.
Models who twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman, today weigh 23% less.
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."