"Word Scramble" joke

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY: : DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST: : EVIL'S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN: : BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: : A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: : HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: : CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: : IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: : WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: : ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT: : I' M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: : THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: : TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the! Grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: : TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

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