"Wordy Birdy" joke
If you throw rice at a wedding and the birds eat it, it will expand in their bellies and they will explode. You may as well just throw Mentos and Diet Coke. I thought rainbow colored popcorn would be a good alternative, but it had the same effect, except after the birds ate it and they exploded - they all looked like NBC Peacocks.
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