"Y2K Fix" joke
Subject: Y2K Fix
From: Y2K Support Team
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through everk line of code in everk program in everk skstem. We
have analkzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic
archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change mission, and
have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect kour
new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October,
November, December
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactork, because to be honest, none of this "Y to K"
problem has made ank sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and
our team is glad to help in ank wak possible.
Bk the wak, what does the kear 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what
do kou think we ought to do next kear when the two digit kear rolls over from 99
to 00?
We'll await kour direction.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"